Hank’s Coffee Shop #5 will be on Saturday, September 9!

WHEN: Sat September 9, 9am – 11am

WHERE: Hank’s House

WHAT: Just drop by anytime, 9-11a, leave whenever you want, pop in for 5 min for latte and a bagel or stay for an hour, doesn’t matter. No pressure.

HOW: Breville Barista Touch espresso machine + single origin coffees from Black Coffee Roasting Company in Montana + Layla sourdough bagels.

WHY: Hank will make you a free coffee/latte/tea.

What is Hank’s Coffee?

The idea is that people go to coffee shops on the weekends to grab coffee and they interact with no one. What if someone you knew (me) hosted a coffee shop where you could grab your coffee and spend a few minutes talking to other cool people? It’s like a darty, but with no alcohol, that only lasts 2-3 hours, where you get a free coffee and breakfast.

What should I bring?

Nothing, this is free and not transactional in nature. We are leaders in the fight against late-stage capitalism.

What if I get bored?

If you bring a swimsuit you can go in the hot tub and cold plunge pool and the sound of the bubbles and jets will drown out anyone trying to talk to you. Also there is a new pinball machine. Or you can just do an Irish exit. It’s fine.

What if I don’t want to come?

You can come another time. Or never. Up to you. This is late-stage capitalism. You are your own person.